Labor Day, Just got the call...my baby's having a baby!

Dear Diary,
Its happening ...my daughter is going into labor...omg!  she's in new orleans & I am here, my plane ticket is for Thursday, huh(sighing) wonder should i gas up & go...Lord I done prayed, guess I need to eat a pancake & have a mimosa for clarity!  Ya know Jesus revealed alot of stuff while breaking bread...I m still a little droggy from the flavored water last night....hehehehe! I gotta get crumb, cuz if I dont that crumb snatcher allowed to be eatN, ya know there are some animals who do eat their young....Yeah i am hungry, gotta eat so I can think str8 or heck just at least think...lol!

 

Preview Dinner!

Every year we doing something different... we cooking the night before & yes u guessed it, we are eating the night before... we werent gonna cook until Friday since my uncle is getting out of the pen., of course they wouldnt let him out the day before... anyway sister came up with the idea to do 2 thanksgiving dinners... so yeah...12 am we gonna be thankful eating... We aint neva been normal or typical, so I guess we never will & that works for me...yeah we might seem dysfunctional, heck maybe we are...but we still are thankful all day, everyday, so we are eating tonight & thats all right.... peace & turkeygrease!

Why did I do this to myself?

Dear Diary,
One of my biggest pet peeves is to buy something premade, that I know I can make myself.  The only consolation in prepackaged food is that it is less time consuming to prepare.  Well..... Memo to self:  Dont do the lasagna thing again, 1hr to cook and 2 min. to taste, couldnt eat anymore of it.  Now I am so peeved with me, because I could have taken that hour prepared some homemade lasagna that would have surely been a delight to my appetite!  I think some forbidden chocolate ice cream is the only way I can see making this up to me, to appease this peeve....smh,   Can you actually have meat sauce w/o meat?  This lasagna was an EPIC FAIL!  Not only have they insulted my intelligence, but they have assaulted my tastebuds!

Ok Laurel Luque, OK!

Dear Diary, Laurel Luque sent me this awhile ago and needless to say,i looked at it and ate cheesecake, chocolate cheesecake.  I would tell her I need to fix 'My Crazy', she'd let me know some craZy dont need to be fix...JUST EAT HEALTHIER!  Oh well she'd be happy to know I had yogurt & granola bar for breakfast.  I feel like I could bite somebody right now.  Iamgonna have Salmon for dinner & I'll try to eat a little healthier again tomorrow, but Iamgonna ALSO have a hot fudge sundae TODAY, cuz I realize more now than ever that I have lost a dear friend, that TOMORROW is not promised...  CHECK OUT THE LINK SHE SENT ME SEVERAL MONTHS AGO....very interesting....r.i.p Laurel....."Diary of a Mad Fat Woman"

Overcoming Food Cravings

http://www.thetappingexperience.com/EFT/

ONLY ONE!

These daggon lays chips...they say you cant eat just one. I wonder are they referring to one bag or one chip?.... but you would be able to if they only would put just one chip in the bag.....Lawd, done gone thru another bag of chips...JeSuSuSuSuS!  I cant afford to count calories like this, my calorie count would be repetitious, chip after chip, after chip after chip.....lol!

Procrastination At Its Best!

Why is it that we never do what we need to do, until we need to do it?  So much I need to do and the only thing I am willing to do right now is eat.... I am hungry!