Dear Diary,
I am not gonna hide from these kids, I am fat & fabulous, my children are heavy & healthy & my neighbors see us everyday... If for 1 minute they think we bought candy 1) to give away or 2) that it would have survived in this house uneatin to be able to give away... they are in denial & dont need candy, but therapy & thats all I have to say about that (n my Forest Gump Voice)... Life is like a box of chocolates, & anyone thinking a fat person is gonna give any chocolate away is craZ! "Diary of a Mad Fat Woman"

Dear Diary,
My mom just gave me a book on thinking like a thin person. Yeah, I always think like a thin person, thats why I continue to eat. So if I start thinking like a thin person, I will think I am fat. Now why would I wanna do that? OK mom, I am gonna think like a thin person and consume these cookies. Thin people dont stress over calories....lol. Wholefoods chocolate Chip cookies.....just orgasmic! Nuff said!
"Diary of a Mad Fat Woman"

Why do women accept "Penile Philanthropy" yes, you heard it here 1st... (a man who sticks his penis everywhere & most times anywhere). Women have more respect for yourselves, its ok... 'If you RESPECT YOU, he'll RESPECT you" & if he doesnt, tell him to KICK ROCKS & fine someplace else to get his ROCKS off!!!

Diary of a Mad Fat Woman: Too Organic!

Diary of a Mad Fat Woman: Too Organic!: Dear Diary, Now that my belly is full I been thinkN bout eating more whole foods goiN greeN, you know eatN more whole natural foods. However...

Too Organic!

Dear Diary,
Now that my belly is full I been thinkN bout eating more whole foods goiN greeN, you know eatN more whole natural foods. However, I just realize that more people die of natural causes, so that doesnt sound so good anymore. Guess I'll study this a little more. hmmm.... yeah dats right I will study this alittle more, no need in goiN nature's way right now, bein buried in the soil, is a little too organic for me right now....."diary of a Mad Fat Woman