Dear Diary,
My mom just gave me a book on thinking like a thin person. Yeah, I always think like a thin person, thats why I continue to eat. So if I start thinking like a thin person, I will think I am fat. Now why would I wanna do that? OK mom, I am gonna think like a thin person and consume these cookies. Thin people dont stress over calories....lol. Wholefoods chocolate Chip cookies.....just orgasmic! Nuff said!
"Diary of a Mad Fat Woman"