Dear Diary,
I am not gonna hide from these kids, I am fat & fabulous, my children are heavy & healthy & my neighbors see us everyday... If for 1 minute they think we bought candy 1) to give away or 2) that it would have survived in this house uneatin to be able to give away... they are in denial & dont need candy, but therapy & thats all I have to say about that (n my Forest Gump Voice)... Life is like a box of chocolates, & anyone thinking a fat person is gonna give any chocolate away is craZ! "Diary of a Mad Fat Woman"